#36 How Big Are Your Bollocks

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I wrote Friday's strip in reaction to the advertisements for Guy Richie's latest film RocknRolla. It always bugs me when an advertisement asks if I'm a bad ass, because I'm really not, and I have now way of really responding to such an inane question. Additionally the adverts are fast pasted, action packed, and loud as hell, making them incredibly annoying while glossing over any indication of the dark humor and ironic story telling that have made Richie's past work poignant and intriguing. That being said, I'll probably go see RocknRolla, and I’ll most likely enjoy it as well, despite the film’s irritating advertisement campaign.

Anyway, enough nerd rants, HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL! Have a good weekend!

#35 Metal Street

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Today's comic is brought to you by the letters F and U. and the number 69. Here, have a round of juvenile antics on me. They're free, so get 'um while their hot!

#34 Sam and Glen Pay the Rent... Hollywood Style!

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Yeah, I'm good at this. This whole updating on time thing, yeah I'm pretty much a pro. Not really. Sorry there was no comic last Friday. I should be on track all this week though, so hopefully I wont miss another update for a while. Hope you all enjoyed your weekends!

In other news, Zack and Miri Make a Porno looks absolutely terrible. That doesn't make it ok for me to seal jokes from their advertisements, but it does make me feel a little better about myself at the end of the day. I'm actually open to the possibility that the movie might be alright, and if I saw it I'm sure I'd get a chuckle or two out of it, but to be completely honest I've never seen anything with Seth Rogan in it that I could consider half way decent. Not a one.

#33 Its A Real Shame

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The Offspring used to be my favorite band back in middle school. Now they are just plain awful and it brake my heart to listen to them. I blame their MTV exposure in the late 90's for their current suck-a-tude.

I honestly didn't think I was going to get the chance to update today. Guess I was wrong, right? =D

#32 If His Teeth Look Like That, What's Going On With His Liver?

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So I'm finally feeling better, and I finally have a less crazy work schedule. Thanks god right? Last week I almost asked one of my co-workers to take me out behind the equipment shed and put a bullet in my brain. I was so dog tired it was absurd.

Shane MacGowan is the lead singer of The Pogues by the way. Didn't know if you knew that or not, but I just thought I'd mention it. They're probably the one and only band that I will bestow the term Folk-Punk upon with out doing serious damage to my conscience.

Also as promised, here is your double shot of comicy goodness. Enjoy!

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#31 Sketchy

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I know I promised a double decker today, but I looks like I'm going to have to postpone it until Monday. This is the most I have time for at the moment. Have a good Weekend!

-MB

#31 At Least It Has A Better Sountrack Then Juno, But That's Still Not Saying Much...

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I want to apologize for the lack of updates as of late. Between work, being sick, Riot Fest, and other responsibilities and distractions; there just hasn't been the time to updating Noise Pollution. I plan on making it up to you all with a double decker for this Friday, so be sure to check back in.

I had a guest strip up last week on the stoner humor strip Thick Pie, where else but at Thick-Pie.com. I was laid up 4 days with a horrible sinus infection though so I never really got the chance to pimp it. Both me and the fellas over at Thick Pie were very pleased with how it tuned out. You can check out my guest strip by following the link provided here: http://thickpie.com/comics.php?series=1&book=1&page=86

In other news, Riot Fest was amazing. I had so much fun I'm actually planning a short autobiographical series about the experience, but we'll see what I accomplish with the time the good lord provides (sarcasm, I'm actually agnostic) over the next couple weeks. I hope you were able to make it yourselves, but if not, never fear, there is always next year.
... Not to get anybody to excited, but there is a rumor floating around that Cock Sparer will be playing next years Riot Fest, so be sure to keep that in mind and grab tickets as soon as they go on sale for next years show. It's already looking like a blast! Take Care!

#30 The Man In Black

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#29 P!NK's PSA

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I'm not necessarily a fan of Pink's style of pop music, but what I do like is the message she sends to young women with her music. Namely, that you don't have to be someone's doll in order to have any self worth.

Am I a bit of a feminist... yeah, but don't tell anyone.

#28 All I Want Is For Them To Play Daft Punk...

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We have 4 College radio stations in my hometown that broadcast online. None of which actually play College Rock. It's really depressing.

Sample some real college rock why don't cha!

Sonic Youth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T4BsnXmJaI

The Pixies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V3_u9i2vEc

The Decemeberists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhotHZLmShg