Screw The Tour

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For a tour that used to be considered a traveling punk rock carnival, the now corporate pony ride, sponsor whore, Van’s Warped Tour has seen better days. Bellow is my full review of the coming festivities:

3oh3 (Emo Rap? Eh…), 40 Sons And Daughters(sucks), A CURSIVE MEMORY (sucks), A Day To Remember (sucks…BIG TIME), A Love Like Pi' (thinks they’re Kenya West, weird… also it sucks), A Rocket To The Moon (sucks), A Skylite Dive (too horrible to describe), Adolescents (awesome, but not playing Wisconsin date. Boo!), After Midnight Project (sucks), Aiden (sucks), Alamance, (sucks), Alexisonfire, (sucks), All Time Low (seen them already, really sucked), And I've Landed (eh), Another Option (sucks), Anti-Flag (sellouts, also they’ve sucked since their third album), Attack Attack (emos posing as punks, blah!), Authority Zero (pretty good), Bad religion (FUCK YEAH, but if you think I’m going to fight through a few thousand emos in the blazing sun in some god forsaken parking lot in Milwaukee to see them you’re dead wrong), Banderas (pretty good), Bayside (not bad, new stuff’s pretty good), Big D And The Kids Table (HELLS YEAH!), Black Box (good), Black Saints Cartel (good), Born to Lose (good), Bouncing Souls (awesome , not playing WI though), Breathe Electric (eh), Broadway Calls (alright), brokeNCYDE (sucks), Buckeye (sucks), blah blah blah, DOA (not playing Wisconsin), FEAR (skipping WI), Fake Problems (only playing Ohio), Hits the Lights (sucks), Meg and Dia (wait for it… SUCKS!), Senses Fail (sucks), Scary Kids Scaring Kids (sucks), Silverstien (sucks), The Ataris (sucks), The Devil Wears Prada (sucks), The White Tie Affair (seen ‘um, suck ass), Thrice (sucks), Underoath (sucks), blah blah blah, you get the idea, don’t go you’ll probably regret it.